August 7, 2016
nicki: what's good, miley?
miley, swiftly unraveling her blonde dreads: who's miley i'm hannah montanna
August 7, 2016

canadad:

being romantically frustrated is so much worse than being sexually frustrated like how can i jack my emotions off

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August 7, 2016
tru:
“  SEBASTIAN BIENIEK
”

tru:

SEBASTIAN BIENIEK

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August 7, 2016
surprisebitch:
“ hopethedork:
“ The most important thing about the con so far
”
daamn caveman spongebob is swole
”

surprisebitch:

hopethedork:

The most important thing about the con so far

daamn caveman spongebob is swole

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August 7, 2016
"I and me are always too deeply in conversation."

Friedrich Nietzsche
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August 7, 2016
untexting:
“Long day
”

untexting:

Long day

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August 7, 2016

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August 7, 2016
jemthecrystalgem:
“ moriartystayingalive:
“ moriartystayingalive:
“ moriartystayingalive:
“ moriartystayingalive:
“ moriartystayingalive:
“ Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no...

jemthecrystalgem:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

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I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.

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I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

What a time to be alive

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August 7, 2016

makemekawaii:

lovelysuggestion:

don’t keep it all bottled in. i know you do that. it’s ok to let it out, so don’t forget to do it once in a while.

is this about farting or is it just me?

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August 7, 2016

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